You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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