...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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