my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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