I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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