I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Randomize
