just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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