I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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