How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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