we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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