I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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