Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I am midnight drunk by noon
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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