Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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