Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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