I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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