That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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