He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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