I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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