i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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