I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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