Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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