i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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