Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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