How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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