dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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