There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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