He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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