I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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