how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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