**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't think brook has ever known best
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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