You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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