We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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