On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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