In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Randomize
