New invention idea: vibrating tampons
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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