your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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