Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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