im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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