you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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