the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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