You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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