I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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