just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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