theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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