you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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