...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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