You can't special order awesome
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
