his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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