he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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