oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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