Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize
